AP Extra Fancy Dickbutt Gold Coin 1 oz on Sale

AP Extra Fancy Dickbutt Gold Coin 1 oz

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 2-3 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Here at theChive, we think an amorphous phallus is more popular than John Resig. Since John has designed himself as classy and distinguished, our dickbutt will also be classy and distinguished, coined with the name “Sir Dickbutt”. He has two tophats, one for his dick, and one for his butt.

Master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector’s item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chive coin in your pocket you’ll stay lucky and laughing through it all.

Gold and silver coin holders achieve entrance to theCHIVE HQ for life and the Gold, Silver, and Black Dinner in November 2023.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Limited Edition of 3
• Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by John Resig & Emily Johns
• Weight: 1 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Diameter: 32 mm